we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
^red and gold? gurl
red and gold
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job
i require so much attention im worse than a tamagotchi
HE IS DEAD NOW